We gather here today to mourn the loss of a beloved friend. This friend has stuck with us through thick and thin and will be sorely missed. This friend holds all of our beloved memories(pictures/videos) for the last five years and hopefully upon autopsy will release them to us. Cause of death was a power surge in the early hours of New Years Day. The other victim of the accident was its friend the dishwasher, which has suffered severe brain damage and is no longer operable. In lieu of flowers the family will be accepting replacements. (THANK YOU MONIQUE!!)
Goodbye dear friend.